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You've Got 99 Problems...And Thank God I'm Not One
Online Dating Don'ts
1) Do not post a picture of you chugging liquor.
2) Do not post a picture of you posing with a gun.
3) Do not post a picture of you with a “celebrity”.
4) Do not post a picture of you wearing a vest without a shirt.
5) Do not post a picture of you swinging from a stripper pole.
6) Do not post a picture of you smoking weed.
7) Do not post a picture of you wearing a boa and caption it “Rockstar”.
8) Do not post a picture of you sleeping.
9) Do not post a picture of you making gang signs.
10) Do not post a picture of you getting a skull tattoo.
11) Do not post a picture of your skull tattoo.
12) Do not post a picture of your zed card.
13) Do not post a picture of you with your legs spread.
14) Do not post a picture of you with your tongue hanging out.
