99) Do not post a picture of your “wiener.”
(Contact me if you would like to see the jaw-dropping-non-censored version. Lol.)
You've Got 99 Problems...And Thank God I'm Not One
Online Dating Don'ts
98) Do not post a picture of your favorite-“number”-neck-tattoo.
97) Do not post a picture of you laying in front of a fireplace.
96) Do not post a picture of you pouting.
95) Do not post a picture of you writing a ticket.
94) Do not post a picture of you wearing a shirt like this.
93) Do not post a picture of your “O” face.
92) Do not post a picture of your bank statement.
91) Do not post a picture of yourself on fire.
90) Do not post a picture of you as a merman.
89) Do not post a picture of you turning away from the camera.
88) Do not post a picture of you in this outfit. Ever.
87) Do not post a picture of you pointing at the camera.
86) Do not post a picture of you “pondering your reflection”.
85) Do not post a picture of illicit material.
